The ART of the DEAL  - Istanbul

ERDOGAN : Hello Mr. President. You are still President , yes ?

TRUMP : Oh yes . I am more than President, you must know. I am all-powerful NOW. With unmatched wisdom!!!

ERDOGAN : That's Good, because I want to talk to you about corruption in my Country.  You have two very nice Towers in my Country.

TRUMP : The biggest, yes. The best in the world.

ERDOGAN : Well, it would be a shame then if anything should happen to them.

TRUMP : Yes, that would be terrible for me. You wouldn't let anything like that happen, would you....Your excellency ?

ERDOGAN : But there is much corruption in my Country, and it's because of the Kurds.

So there could be a terrible accident,  of course, or maybe even an attack by the PKK. You know ?

TRUMP : You won't let that happen, will you ?

ERDOGAN : Well, I need a favor, though.

TRUMP :  A favor? What do you mean ?

ERDOGAN: I'd like you to pull your American troops out of Northern Syria where they are protecting the terrorist Kurds. Pull them out tomorrow.  

TRUMP: But then you will invade and take-over the Kurds and their cities there ?

ERDOGAN : Yes. But I won't hurt them. You have my word on that. 

TRUMP : And what about my Trump Towers in Istanbul ?

ERDOGAN :   Yes, very nice Towers you have there .........